Flexible Naked Girls

As you know my friend Gordon share with me this great link - Flexible Girls.
How much would you like paying for driving a Ferrari at a racing lane for an hour?
and how much would you like to pay for making love with a gorgeous girl like these practicing some of the Kama Sutra drills? okay lets check the options. If you have a penis I recommend you hire a Ferrari and have fun, but if you have a dork, ask for one or two of these exclusive flexible girls and have fun too.
And if you have enough dough and a bold dork you shall have fun either the wheels and the Kama Sutra.

 

The Chinese Secret

How many times a day can you screw your partner? some of you may use Cialis. some may drink love portions and some may use the old Chinese secret.

The Last Kiss

   My Grandma used to say "Radieschen muss Weinen" (radish should cry). I love to zip my beers with nice slices of radish, some times that convert my stomach to a compressor and I can't stop trumping. Some of us must walk away from these kinds of food like radish, chickpeas, beans and cauliflower.
  So our story starts last night in a pickup bar, where Gordon and Glenda decided to stay at Glenda's place. They were screwing all night now watch the end. 

What the hell she has to say after he left?
p.s I can't stop laughing for minutes, it's one of the best VJokes.

The Nude Camp - Part Three

   Gordon told me that joke about the nude camp.
"My boss Bobby went for an exciting vacation to the best nudist camp". As he left his hut he saw a gorgeous chic, and immediately he feel a wonderful erection. she made a sign with her finger, calling him to follow her. Bobby looks around, no one else attends on the beach, so he ask her "do you mean me?". She explained him the rules of the camp, "Your body language, is asking for sex isn't it right?"
The two enter her hut and Bobby have the best sex of his life, after his second shot he left her room, and release a tremendous fart.

The next door opened and a good looking man caught him and forced him to have anal sex with him. after he finished Bobby asked him "why? I am not gay" so the man explained "your body language calls for it, when a guy is farting, it is a common sign calling for anal sex"
Bobby grabbed his belongings and went to the head office, asking them he want to leave the camp. The Manager asked "why? you just arrived a hour ago, what happened to you".
Bobby answered him, "I have an erection hardly once a week, but I am farting 24 hours a day".

No more sand in your pussy, I licked all of it.

 

And your dick is now clean too, so you may now enter my pussy.

List of most nude camps - Link

More nude camp pictures  - Source

Source 

Nude Camp - Part 4 Link

The Nude Camp - Part Two

Now walking around Gordon reminds me an old joke we use to run on our ship. Mikey a six years old boy had been taken by his parents to a nudist camp. He asks his daddy about the different sizes of the men dicks. Father Bobby, was proud because of his dork, explained his son the facts "Our dick it called the "small head", the smarter you are the larger you get", the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. On the next morning after a long swimming at the sea, Bobby was looking for his wife Dee, and asked Mikey if he had seen his mother.
"I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter while talking to Mom."

look at Eva its her first time in the nude camp.

 

That dumb guy wants to join the party....

No one is watching you, keep pumping.

 

                                                I'm bored says Dee....lets add another smart guy...

Okay you are finished?, I'm still bored.

Whats up with you? can't you find your way?

To be continued

The Nude Camp - Part 3   link

Start Nude Camp - Part 1 link

The Nude Camp - Part One

My friend Gordon sent me last week a great presentation showing the scene in one of the nude camps. I wonder how come so many people here are burned like lobsters. But it looks, its their first time at the nude camps. Look at Gordon and lets follow his story.

Here we shall meet the guy who practice his dick to carry buckets of water - Link

 

Is it compassion, or may be she is, his secretary? 

                                       She is so drunk, and he can't believe, just imagine.....

 

Keep pumping you are good....

Are you hot again?

OMG I'm coming...                   

                                            

AZW.....To be continued........ see The Nude Camp - Part 2 Link                                                                   

Dicky Sex Life

I collected some great cartoons. Source
As a kid Dicky used to search free pip shows. At 18 he was trapped by Dee his teachers daughter.

     

Dick swing around try to get a lay everywhere

But very soon he became old and his blood pressure was too low to sustain his tail. Dee fed him with pills, herbs and finally she had invited an Indian snake charmer. But the Dicks glory days were over. Too much cupcakes, chocolates and coke makes them looking round and Dick needs a mirror to look after his willie.

But something happens on their second honeymoon at Bora Bora Maybe the flowers maybe the sun, so take my advice and order your exotic vacation.

   

FNFDDRO - Fuck No Fuck Dick Days aRe Over. So don't forget it.

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