A Guy Walks Into A Bar Asking For Pussy Cocktail

That old joke got finally a great clip just imagine how a blond chic entering your bar asking for Semen Cocktail and the bar tender give her an apple.

A Guy Walks Into A Bar (Ep. 27) - Magic Apples

Sorry couldn't find a blonde......

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The Chinese Secret

How many times a day can you screw your partner? some of you may use Cialis. some may drink love portions and some may use the old Chinese secret.

The Last Kiss

   My Grandma used to say "Radieschen muss Weinen" (radish should cry). I love to zip my beers with nice slices of radish, some times that convert my stomach to a compressor and I can't stop trumping. Some of us must walk away from these kinds of food like radish, chickpeas, beans and cauliflower.
  So our story starts last night in a pickup bar, where Gordon and Glenda decided to stay at Glenda's place. They were screwing all night now watch the end. 

What the hell she has to say after he left?
p.s I can't stop laughing for minutes, it's one of the best VJokes.

Dicky Sex Life

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As a kid Dicky used to search free pip shows. At 18 he was trapped by Dee his teachers daughter.

     

Dick swing around try to get a lay everywhere

But very soon he became old and his blood pressure was too low to sustain his tail. Dee fed him with pills, herbs and finally she had invited an Indian snake charmer. But the Dicks glory days were over. Too much cupcakes, chocolates and coke makes them looking round and Dick needs a mirror to look after his willie.

But something happens on their second honeymoon at Bora Bora Maybe the flowers maybe the sun, so take my advice and order your exotic vacation.

   

FNFDDRO - Fuck No Fuck Dick Days aRe Over. So don't forget it.

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