Find a Dickhead in the coffee beans!!! If you find him between six seconds and one minute, you may continue drinking coffee normally. If you have not found him after two minutes, the advice is stop boozing!!!
Q.What's the difference between a Sucking Machine(Vacuum pump) and a Swiss Admiral?
A.The Sucking Machine sucks and sucks, and never FAIL And a Swiss Admiral fucks and fucks and never SAIL.
Screwing vs Riveting Joke
Q. The CEO asked his secretary whats the difference between screwing and riveting?
A. She:"I have never been riveted before"
Q. Why the Grooves (cunt) were designed along and not across?
For these they are at least two answers:
A1- If grooves were designed across, you would hear them clapping while steps climbing!!! Her Pussy is clapping
A2 -The super intelligent "If the groove was built across, straddling legs shall close the groove"
Q. Does size matters?
A. Yes a nice five digits salary with a five inch Willy , is much better then a ten inch Dong with only ten bucks per hour.
Q. From Sex and the city "what is the optimal size women really need?
A. Three and one third inch long but the width must be two sixth inch.
Q. Are you kidding? how do you know?
A. Women really need an honorable Credit Card. That's better than six inch long (Bank notes).
Q. Who enjoy sex more, the male or female? proof your answer!!!
A. My Theorem "Women enjoy sex more than men" - proof "Scratch your ear with your little finger, now who had more fun the ear or your finger"?
More Dirty Riddles for beginners
Q. What animal holds its Dick (Schwanz=Tail) in the ground ?
A. An widow.
Q. What animal holds its Dick on her back?
A. A Police Horse.
Q. Which parameter has a greater importance, The size or the performance.
A. 90% of the Macho's will answer "size", so tell them "Here is another one not Knowing what to do" and if you get the answer "performance" tell in a nonchalant tone "here is another guy with a mini Dick"
Q.Tom ordered a "penis enlargement kit" 7days later he received a package containing a magnifying glass. Does he have any right to claim?
That question is better to ask women, but not your girlfriends
Q. How much should weight a man with a nine inch Dong?
A. Most of the women will leave you with no answer?..... so tell them 170lb!!!
Q. The women which will be trapped by your answer, and will ask you "how do you know?"
A. You reply "I weigh myself every morning".
Q. Flora and Donna were widows, one week they went to the tomb of their husbands. Flora always cried and Donna always peed on the grave of her husband, why?.
A. Donna replied: "each of us is crying from the place where it hurts her"
