How To Fix A Gay Rooster

I just watch that great movie Anatomy Of Hell (Anatomie de l'enfer). share it with your friends, she seems to help that gay rooster which prefer drilling fag's ass instead of smelling female cunts. She instruct that gay rooster night after night, if this will fix another rooster I will reach heaven.

Old Whorehouse at St Denis

    Bobby is a 35 years old guy, and he is still a virgin. Finally on his 36 birthday he decided to get rid of his fears and shame. So he headed to Paris to buy a good lay at Rue Saint-Denis. Rue Saint-Denis is well known all over the world as a place with the best whores of Europe. one more important detail about Bobby, he is a miser, and rarely spend a penny on clothes, beers, entertainment etc.
    The concierge at his two star Hotel gave him an address and now he was walking the streets to get to the whorehouse. Bobby went into the lobby and didn't sip the beverages served by the waiters and found himself looking the signs on the walls. leading him to two huge doors. On the first door he saw a sign "Big Cocks" and the other sign "Small Willies". Bobby muttered to himself "I know mine is a small size" so he head the left corridor, after walking about 100 steps, he came to a junction left and right the signs here shows <500 Euro right>and < 200 Euro left>. Okay guess which was Bobby's choice? so again he walked a long corridor watching the signs on the doors. 200 Euro, 180 Euro and to the end of the corridor he stopped and hesitated for a minute in front of a door with a tag of 130 Euro. Then he saw two more signs at the junction. The signs here shows cheaper rates <100 Euro right> and <50 Euro left>. Bobby took the left corridor walking along 50 Euro doors, 25 Euro doors and than finally he found himself in the street. As the heavy gate closed behind, he saw a sign "If you have nor MONEY neither DICK - GO FUCK YOURSELF"

The Margarine Engine

    My friend Gordon has succeeded to upgraded a Wankel Engine into a semi cycle Perpetuum Mobile Hydrogen Engine using margarine instead of fuel. That prototype Engine was a big saver, since its margarine consumption was about one pound per week. Gordon installed that terrific engine into his Ford Mustang model 1970 car, and was driving without paying attention to fuel raising prices.

    But one night as he was driving in Toronto for business, his engine shuts down. Gordon found out that he is out of margarine. He opened his trunk and the margarine refrigerator, was empty too, no margarine. Gordon looked around, it was late, about 22:00 p.m no open shops were in that neighborhood so he enter the first building trying to get some help. At floors one and two no one answered his knocking, at floor three a redneck almost punched him, so Gordon climbed  to the fourth floor, ringed the door bell, no one came over but he was hearing the TV on, broadcasting a popular program, Gordon ringed again the bell and this time he pushed the door which was unlocked!!
     Gordon entered the dining room and saw the whole family father, mother and two teenager daughters, sitting and gazing at him without saying a word. Gordon started "Good evening, can you help me, I need margarine" no one replied???, so he repeated "will you helping me with some margarine" again no one of the family replied?? Okay now you remember my friend Gordon? he became horny while looking on the house lady, he took and laid her on the sofa and made a quickie. Silence in the apartment, no one cried or said anything, and Gordon repeated another quickie with the one of the good looking girls, again silence no one even mumbled.
Now Gordon ask the other girl to allow him another quickie, after they were coming, Gordon repeated "now for God sake bring me some margarine".
    The father now stand up and said "Okay, I will take the puppy out for a walk" 

Remember the Last Tango in Paris? The butter Scene

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