Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Peep Show 4 Free

My friend Gordon sent me some pictures and I feel I must share them with you. 
Damn she's married. Check out the ring... on her left hand!



 Having sex with a Ghost (Goat)

Gemischte Sauna                                 

Naked adults in a public sauna should they allow kids in?

 Plenty of great pictures taken in Nude Camps - Link

Saturday, November 10, 2012

The Last Kiss

   My Grandma used to say "Radieschen muss Weinen" (radish should cry). I love to zip my beers with nice slices of radish, some times that convert my stomach to a compressor and I can't stop trumping. Some of us must walk away from these kinds of food like radish, chickpeas, beans and cauliflower.
  So our story starts last night in a pickup bar, where Gordon and Glenda decided to stay at Glenda's place. They were screwing all night now watch the end. 

What the hell she has to say after he left?
p.s I can't stop laughing for minutes, it's one of the best VJokes.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Play Your Ding A Ling

Gordon sent me these gorgeous teachers, you may choose each time one of them and have a nice ride.

Here are mother and daughter at the nude camping you may have a two generation ride. you must try it at least once.



My Ding A Ling Lyrics 

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Everytime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Friday, October 5, 2012

There Was An Old Lady She Swallow.....

Andy sent me that great clip. Four old ladies celebrate Michelle 80 years birthday. Brigitte calls a Chippendale for their amusement.      

There Was An Old Lady

There was an old Lady who booze a glass wine,
I don't know why she swallowed the wine,

There was an old Lady who swallowed a dick,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

There was an old Lady who sniffed some powder,
She sniffed till she feels ready to swallow, the dork,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the dork so she can fly to the moon,
I don't know why she sniffed the junk,
Perhaps she'll die.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Cream of XRCO

I collect some great xxx stuff, regarding the 2011 XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) ceremony on Apr. 12,2012 in LA. see herewith the categories selected films. Source
Best Release
1. Lost & Found
2. Runaway
3. Peepshow
4. Babysitters 2
5. Dear Abby
    Runaway                                                              Lost & Found
Best Epic
1. Portrait of a Call Girl.
2. Killer Bodies, The Awakening.
3. Fighters.
4. Horizon.
5. Top Guns
  Killer Bodies, The Awakening.                       Portrait of a Call Girl. great soda stream.
Best Parody - Comedy
1. Rocky Whore Picture Show.
2. The Graduate XXX.
3. Beverly Hill billies XXX.  
4. Brides maids XXX.
5. The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.
   The Graduate XXX.                                             Rocky Whore Picture Show.

   Justice League of Porn star Superheroes.        Spiderman XXX 

Best 3D Release
1. This Ain't Ghost busters XXX
2. This Ain't Dracula XXX. 
3. This Ain't Conan The Barbarian XXX.
4. Cathouse '45.
5. Jailhouse Heat 3D.

   This Ain't Dracula XXX.                                       This Ain't Ghost busters XXX.

Best Gonzo Movie
1. Insatiable 2. (Asa Akira )
2. Raw 8.
3. Dangerous Curves.
4. Summer Vacation.
5. This Is Why I'm Hot.
   Raw 8                                                     Insatiable 2 (catch 22 inch) double dorks riveting.

   Gang banged 2                                                Big Wet Asses

    Cat woman XXX                                           Superman XXX A Porn Parody.

Finally watch that great ride, that slut can burn your condoms did you smell burning rubber?

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Nude Camp - Part Three

   Gordon told me that joke about the nude camp.
"My boss Bobby went for an exciting vacation to the best nudist camp". As he left his hut he saw a gorgeous chic, and immediately he feel a wonderful erection. she made a sign with her finger, calling him to follow her. Bobby looks around, no one else attends on the beach, so he ask her "do you mean me?". She explained him the rules of the camp, "Your body language, is asking for sex isn't it right?"
The two enter her hut and Bobby have the best sex of his life, after his second shot he left her room, and release a tremendous fart.

The next door opened and a good looking man caught him and forced him to have anal sex with him. after he finished Bobby asked him "why? I am not gay" so the man explained "your body language calls for it, when a guy is farting, it is a common sign calling for anal sex"
Bobby grabbed his belongings and went to the head office, asking them he want to leave the camp. The Manager asked "why? you just arrived a hour ago, what happened to you".
Bobby answered him, "I have an erection hardly once a week, but I am farting 24 hours a day".

No more sand in your pussy, I licked all of it.
And your dick is now clean too, so you may now enter my pussy.
List of most nude camps - Link

More nude camp pictures  - Source
Nude Camp - Part 4 Link

The Nude Camp - Part Two

Now walking around Gordon reminds me an old joke we use to run on our ship. Mikey a six years old boy had been taken by his parents to a nudist camp. He asks his daddy about the different sizes of the men dicks. Father Bobby, was proud because of his dork, explained his son the facts "Our dick it called the "small head", the smarter you are the larger you get", the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. On the next morning after a long swimming at the sea, Bobby was looking for his wife Dee, and asked Mikey if he had seen his mother.
"I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter while talking to Mom."

look at Eva its her first time in the nude camp.

That dumb guy wants to join the party....

No one is watching you, keep pumping.
                                                I'm bored says Dee....lets add another smart guy...

Okay you are finished?, I'm still bored.

Whats up with you? can't you find your way?

To be continued
The Nude Camp - Part 3   link
Start Nude Camp - Part 1 link

The Nude Camp - Part One

My friend Gordon sent me last week a great presentation showing the scene in one of the nude camps. I wonder how come so many people here are burned like lobsters. But it looks, its their first time at the nude camps. Look at Gordon and lets follow his story.
Here we shall meet the guy who practice his dick to carry buckets of water - Link

Is it compassion, or may be she is, his secretary? 
                                       She is so drunk, and he can't believe, just imagine.....
Keep pumping you are good....

Are you hot again?

OMG I'm coming...                   

AZW.....To be continued........ see The Nude Camp - Part 2 Link                                                                   

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Dicky Sex Life

I collected some great cartoons. Source
As a kid Dicky used to search free pip shows. At 18 he was trapped by Dee his teachers daughter.

Dick swing around try to get a lay everywhere
But very soon he became old and his blood pressure was too low to sustain his tail. Dee fed him with pills, herbs and finally she had invited an Indian snake charmer. But the Dicks glory days were over. Too much cupcakes, chocolates and coke makes them looking round and Dick needs a mirror to look after his willie.
But something happens on their second honeymoon at Bora Bora Maybe the flowers maybe the sun, so take my advice and order your exotic vacation.