Hussein complains to his Imam: "Noor my wife demands oral sex, but I disgusted smelling her bush"
The
Imam:"Hussein my son, oral sex will be very good for your teeth. just put some teeth paste on her
bush, open your mouth wide and rotate your face several times, finally you are coming"
The next day the Imam met Hussein on the street. Hussein was pulling curled hairs from his teeth.
The Imam:"Good job my friend"
Hussein:"That's remind me, why I hate eating hot corn" tfu, tfu,
Cause everyone is attracted by a nice pair of boobs. so many women undergo breast augmentation surgery. but very few women pay attention to change their nipples and their areolae. so which kind of tits make you realy hot.
Big boobs vs small tits?
Long nipples vs normal nipples?
Go to Survey - Link
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Big areolae vs normal areolae? normal areolae are about 1.5 in (40 mm) in diameter while huge are about 4 in (100 mm).
I wish her a great sweetheart so these couple will make love twice a day working out all the positions according the Kama Sutra. No doubt she will replace lovers.
Imagine a hand job on the post eh? and what about a blowjob? but I suggest a two feet foot job eh?
I collect some great xxx stuff, regarding the 2011 XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) ceremony on Apr. 12,2012 in LA. see herewith the categories selected films. Source Best Release 1. Lost & Found 2. Runaway 3. Peepshow 4. Babysitters 2 5. Dear Abby
Runaway Lost & Found Best Epic
1. Portrait of a Call Girl. 2. Killer Bodies, The Awakening. 3. Fighters. 4. Horizon. 5. Top Guns
Killer Bodies, The Awakening. Portrait of a Call Girl. great soda stream. Best Parody - Comedy 1. Rocky Whore Picture Show. 2. The Graduate XXX. 3. Beverly Hill billies XXX. 4. Brides maids XXX. 5. The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.
The Graduate XXX. Rocky Whore Picture Show.
Justice League of Porn star Superheroes. Spiderman XXX
Best 3D Release 1. This Ain't Ghost busters XXX. 2. This Ain't Dracula XXX. 3. This Ain't Conan The Barbarian XXX. 4. Cathouse '45. 5. Jailhouse Heat 3D.
This Ain't Dracula XXX. This Ain't Ghost busters XXX.
Best Gonzo Movie
1. Insatiable 2. (Asa Akira ) 2. Raw 8. 3. Dangerous Curves. 4. Summer Vacation. 5. This Is Why I'm Hot.
Raw 8Insatiable 2 (catch 22 inch) double dorks riveting.
Where To Buy Condoms Version 1
Gordon went to a pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Gordon:" I do not know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Gordon fucked her when they finished she told him "you have extra large, How many packs you require? " "Give me a dozen" replied Gordon
Gordon told Tom about the quickie he got today. The next day Tom entered the pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Tom:" I don't know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Tom fucked her when they finished she told him "you have Normal size, How many packs do you want? " "Thanks, I don't need anything, I just came for measuring" replied Tom
Where To Buy Condoms Version 2
I recall my first time with a condom. I
was 22. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. The senior pharmacist asked his daughter to help me. Dee was a mature women her red hair and her huge breast circulate the blood in my face. I know she could see
that I am virgin and that's my first time. Dee asked me about the size and I mumbled Normal, so she handed me the
package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, not really."
So Dee unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she grabbed me behind the curtain, she undressed and I have got the best erection, and Dee likes it Dee whispered "Hurry wear the condom and give me good time" So I pumped her till I explode.
She pushed me and yelled at me. "Did you put that condom
on?" she asked. I said, "sure did!", and held up my thumb to show her.
