Showing posts with label Horny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horny. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Nude Camp - Part Two

Now walking around Gordon reminds me an old joke we use to run on our ship. Mikey a six years old boy had been taken by his parents to a nudist camp. He asks his daddy about the different sizes of the men dicks. Father Bobby, was proud because of his dork, explained his son the facts "Our dick it called the "small head", the smarter you are the larger you get", the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. On the next morning after a long swimming at the sea, Bobby was looking for his wife Dee, and asked Mikey if he had seen his mother.
"I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter while talking to Mom."













look at Eva its her first time in the nude camp.


 
That dumb guy wants to join the party....


No one is watching you, keep pumping.
 
                                                I'm bored says Dee....lets add another smart guy...














Okay you are finished?, I'm still bored.

Whats up with you? can't you find your way?

To be continued
The Nude Camp - Part 3   link
Start Nude Camp - Part 1 link

The Nude Camp - Part One

My friend Gordon sent me last week a great presentation showing the scene in one of the nude camps. I wonder how come so many people here are burned like lobsters. But it looks, its their first time at the nude camps. Look at Gordon and lets follow his story.
Here we shall meet the guy who practice his dick to carry buckets of water - Link


 
Is it compassion, or may be she is, his secretary? 
                                       She is so drunk, and he can't believe, just imagine.....
 
Keep pumping you are good....

















Are you hot again?
















OMG I'm coming...                   
                                            

AZW.....To be continued........ see The Nude Camp - Part 2 Link                                                                   

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Dicky Sex Life

I collected some great cartoons. Source
As a kid Dicky used to search free pip shows. At 18 he was trapped by Dee his teachers daughter.

     
Dick swing around try to get a lay everywhere
But very soon he became old and his blood pressure was too low to sustain his tail. Dee fed him with pills, herbs and finally she had invited an Indian snake charmer. But the Dicks glory days were over. Too much cupcakes, chocolates and coke makes them looking round and Dick needs a mirror to look after his willie.
But something happens on their second honeymoon at Bora Bora Maybe the flowers maybe the sun, so take my advice and order your exotic vacation.
   
FNFDDRO - Fuck No Fuck Dick Days aRe Over. So don't forget it.

from My god, what it is? on Vid4Fun