Saturday, December 6, 2014

Sex in Africa

Poor women use to travel to Thailand to have sex with young males, but no more. today they are heading to Kenya, Morocco and Tanzania.

Sextourismus in Afrika ★ Ältere Frauen und ihre jungen Lover - Link

Paradies Liebe - Link

The Beach Boys

Monday, November 3, 2014

Rule Of Thumb

  Check your boyfriend's penis and be sure that his size is per that rule of thumb.
This rule my uncle Thomas use as a joke or as a compliment, especially if he need to bribe a short man.

- "But shorty have always a long one"

Angela Merkel the Chancellor of Germany like very much that witz and she trap most of the politician she met.
But here she tell it also to Ms Hillary Clinton and make her laughing.

"Tall men always have a short penis, but on the other hand shorty have a long dick" - LOL

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Seven

   I tried to imagine, what will happened to Muslims which will experience a vacation in a nude camp. Do you know are they any nude camps out of Turkey in the Muslim countries like Egypt, Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria, Malaysia etc.
   Turkey nude camps might now be dangerous for the Muslims. The ISIS regime might spread into Turkey and lit a revolution promising the people better life. They might adopt some communism ideas and connect them together . Now also some of the swingers clubs in the Middle East should beware. The men might get only a short warn, but the women will be executed.

  Bobby and Mikey his five year old son were walking around the nude camp. Suddenly  Mikey say Hello to a stranger. Bobby asked Mikey "Do you know that man?" "yes" replied Mikey "he is our Janitor". Bobby ask "what do you mean Janitor?" Mikey smiled "each time you are on a business trip, the janitor knocked our door, and asked Mom, is the territory clean"

Monday, September 22, 2014

Gamblers Advice

   My friend Gordon is spending each year a great vacation in one of Las Vegas Hotels. He works hard all year around, making many overtime hours and earns about ten grands which are dedicated for gambling. Last year he lost all his dough by hustlers including his credit cards and the last one hundred bucks note he kept for the transportation. 
   He went out to the front of the Hotel and asked a cab driver to help him. He told him shortly how a whore robbed all his money and promised him a double fee by the mail.
The cabbie said “get lost” Gordon have no choice rather to walk to the airport and finally arrived home.

   The next year Gordon returned to Vegas and this time he was very lucky. he makes about 25 grands and quit before changing his winning luck. When he checked out looking for a cab he noticed that about dozen cabs were waiting for passengers. 

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he recognized the rude driver from the precious year, waiting at the end. Gordon asked the first cab driver “How much for a ride to the airport fix price,” he asked?
“Twenty bucks,” came the reply.
“And I am always horny with cab drivers, how much for giving  me a blowjob?” Gordon smiled and winked.
“Faggot get lost!!”

Gordon tried this with all the cabbies and all were giving him hell. finally he entered the last cab and told the driver: "last year I was broke and you refused helping me, this year I was lucky so I''ll tipping you here are 30 bucks take me to my plane."
As they pass the cabs in the lane, all the cabbies  call "Jeff you are a faggot" and show the middle finger-up sign to him.


I traveled to London last month and I searched for a casino where I can spend a pleasant evening with my wife (she loves playing the roulette) -  Gordon sent me a great link. I checked this android app: CasinoTrip.
it is a cool app that helped me locate and find the nearest casino and how to get there - it even helped me navigate my way through the streets of London.
from their website  I can see they have information from all over the world. Neat site and a great app - I totally recommend it to anyone who travels and likes to visit a casino.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Six

Believe it or not but I heard about two or three places which offer you naked winter outdoor sports. I'm not sure how long will take you to operate your dick, after staying 10 minutes in the naked position. but I'm sure the girls will love warming up with you. But how will you be able to read the body language?

p.s Source of pictures were send to me by e-mail

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Five

If you believes that once upon a time apes were the origin of human beings just watch and let me know in how many billion years these apes will deliver a new tribe of aliens.

Here is another prototype of an ape which learn to dance Break Dance.  

A Group of Bonobos - Nonstop pumping

Thursday, February 27, 2014

A Guy Walks Into A Bar Asking For Pussy Cocktail

That old joke got finally a great clip just imagine how a blond chic entering your bar asking for Semen Cocktail and the bar tender give her an apple.

A Guy Walks Into A Bar (Ep. 27) - Magic Apples

Sorry couldn't find a blonde......


Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Bet

Gordon and Bobby made a bet, Gordon declare "My dick is longer then your pussycat's tail"
Okay Bobby measure the tail and found it is 14 inch, but Gordon's dong was found to be only ten inches!?.
Gordon shook his head and say "you should use the same rules, you measure the cat's tail from the asshole, so you should measure mine"
Gordon's Dong asshole to front was 16 inches. Please impress your girlfriends with this ask them to measure your dick.


Monday, January 13, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Four

My friend Gordon just returned from Brazil and sent me some great pictures. I asked him how come he missed the nude camps of Tambaba.

And why all of this chicks never visit the nude camp. May be they dislike boiling their huge water bags. What makes you horny sunburned pussy or a nice white triangle wet and juicy.


An Idiot visit Brasil