Thursday, September 26, 2013

Berlusconi's Jokes

Rome vs Ottoman 
My friend Gordon heard that episode three years ago at a very famous Turkish Hamam. The former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and the Turkish PM Erdoğan 

were arguing some historical facts. Berlusconi mentions that the ancient Rome Empire conquered half of the ancient world including Constantinople (Istanbul today). PM
Erdoğan told him about the Ottoman Empire which was ruling huge lands in Southern and Central Europe and the Middle East, for almost 450 years. PM Erdoğan remind him also the the Turkish people are belonging to the Hittites which became an Empire almost 18 hundred years before the Rome Empire. Now PM Berlusconi challenged the game which of them owned a king size dick. The Turkish PM then refuse reveal his tail, so he snaps "we invented Sex" PM Berlusconi gave him his punchline "I agree that your people invented Sex, but we were the first to screw females"
p.s. Midnight Express - link

Pussy Whipped 
Why Berlusconi became a pussy's whipped? cause one day he returned home 
After playing on the playground at school, little Silvio came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Silvio then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" Tony felt that it is time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a woman's legs. Little Silvio then proceeds, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle." Source

Friday, May 31, 2013

How To Fix A Gay Rooster

I just watch that great movie Anatomy Of Hell (Anatomie de l'enfer). share it with your friends, she seems to help that gay rooster which prefer drilling fag's ass instead of smelling female cunts. She instruct that gay rooster night after night, if this will fix another rooster I will reach heaven.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Flexible Naked Girls

As you know my friend Gordon share with me this great link - Flexible Girls.
How much would you like paying for driving a Ferrari at a racing lane for an hour?
and how much would you like to pay for making love with a gorgeous girl like these practicing some of the Kama Sutra drills? okay lets check the options. If you have a penis I recommend you hire a Ferrari and have fun, but if you have a dork, ask for one or two of these exclusive flexible girls and have fun too.
And if you have enough dough and a bold dork you shall have fun either the wheels and the Kama Sutra.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Chinese Secret

How many times a day can you screw your partner? some of you may use Cialis. some may drink love portions and some may use the old Chinese secret.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

Plumber Butt

Gordon and me used to insert small nuts to our friends working hard around the ship. Our victims never pay attention even to dozen nuts. So as a memory to the old days I collected some plumbers at work with a terrific slot, but we use to call it Schlitz. Schlitz means also cunt in slang.

Let me hear your comments about the terminology Plumber Butt in your language. 

Shooting A Plumber

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

What Will Help Your Anal Sex

Some use butter like Marlon Brando in the Last Tango In Paris. Now I see how the word butt developed.......from the source butter LOL.

Some use Vaseline, but Gordon sent me a great clip which is an advertisement for Margarine.

Now your kid's are watching the commercial and asking you about? what  are you gonna tell them.? 

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Miss Bumbum 2012

I love those perfect Bumbum they remind me nice and juicy melons.......

















More Great Bum-Bums There’s BUM-thing familiar about these peachy rears The Sun