VJOKES: April 2012

The Nude Camp - Part Three

Gordon told me that joke about the nude camp.
"My boss Bobby went for an exciting vacation to the best nudist camp". As he left his hut he saw a gorgeous chic, and immediately he feel a wonderful erection. she made a sign with her finger, calling him to follow her. Bobby looks around, no one else attends on the beach, so he ask her "do you mean me?". She explained him the rules of the camp, "Your body language, is asking for sex isn't it right?"
The two enter her hut and Bobby have the best sex of his life, after his second shot he left her room, and release a tremendous fart.

The next door opened and a good looking man caught him and forced him to have anal sex with him. after he finished Bobby asked him "why? I am not gay" so the man explained "your body language calls for it, when a guy is farting, it is a common sign calling for anal sex"
Bobby grabbed his belongings and went to the head office, asking them he want to leave the camp. The Manager asked "why? you just arrived a hour ago, what happened to you".
Bobby answered him, "I have an erection hardly once a week, but I am farting 24 hours a day".

No more sand in your pussy, I licked all of it.

And your dick is now clean too, so you may now enter my pussy.

List of most nude camps - Link

More nude camp pictures - Source

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Nude Camp - Part 4 Link

The Nude Camp - Part Two

Now walking around Gordon reminds me an old joke we use to run on our ship. Mikey a six years old boy had been taken by his parents to a nudist camp. He asks his daddy about the different sizes of the men dicks. Father Bobby, was proud because of his dork, explained his son the facts "Our dick it called the "small head", the smarter you are the larger you get", the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. On the next morning after a long swimming at the sea, Bobby was looking for his wife Dee, and asked Mikey if he had seen his mother.
"I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter while talking to Mom."

look at Eva its her first time in the nude camp.

That dumb guy wants to join the party....

No one is watching you, keep pumping.

I'm bored says Dee....lets add another smart guy...

Okay you are finished?, I'm still bored.

Whats up with you? can't you find your way?

To be continued

The Nude Camp - Part 3 link

Start Nude Camp - Part 1 link

The Nude Camp - Part One

My friend Gordon sent me last week a great presentation showing the scene in one of the nude camps. I wonder how come so many people here are burned like lobsters. But it looks, its their first time at the nude camps. Look at Gordon and lets follow his story.

Here we shall meet the guy who practice his dick to carry buckets of water - Link