How do you call that kind of gear?
Great Gear on the Beach
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Strip Tease Goes Wrong
Strip Tease goes wrong
Friday, September 23, 2011
Chastity Belts Are Back!!!
My friend Gordon just sent me an e-mail regarding the new trend of Chastity Belts. Check here are some hilarious clips.
At the Locksmith shop - prank
At the Locksmith shop - prank
Release My Pussy - prank
Friday, September 16, 2011
Machine Job
The 21 century will belong to the women. In China, India and other far east countries the ratio of male vs female is moving from 1.02 to 1.07 which in another 25-30 years cause a shortage of women. The figures today in China shows about 50 million males which will not find a bride.
Due to modern approaches the parents will be able to control the desired gender of their babies. So especially the Muslims will choose to give birth to males.
Now the engineers developed new sex machines which will supply "Machine Job"
More Sex ToysDue to modern approaches the parents will be able to control the desired gender of their babies. So especially the Muslims will choose to give birth to males.
Now the engineers developed new sex machines which will supply "Machine Job"
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Free Sex In The Pharmacy
Where To Buy Condoms Version 1
Gordon went to a pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Gordon:" I do not know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Gordon fucked her when they finished she told him "you have extra large, How many packs you require? " "Give me a dozen" replied Gordon
Gordon told Tom about the quickie he got today. The next day Tom entered the pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Tom:" I don't know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Tom fucked her when they finished she told him "you have Normal size, How many packs do you want? " "Thanks, I don't need anything, I just came for measuring" replied Tom
Great clip I'm getting a lay
Where To Buy Condoms Version 2
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 22. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. The senior pharmacist asked his daughter to help me. Dee was a mature women her red hair and her huge breast circulate the blood in my face. I know she could see that I am virgin and that's my first time. Dee asked me about the size and I mumbled Normal, so she handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, not really."
So Dee unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she grabbed me behind the curtain, she undressed and I have got the best erection, and Dee likes it Dee whispered "Hurry wear the condom and give me good time" So I pumped her till I explode.
She pushed me and yelled at me. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "sure did!", and held up my thumb to show her.
Gordon went to a pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Gordon:" I do not know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Gordon fucked her when they finished she told him "you have extra large, How many packs you require? " "Give me a dozen" replied Gordon
Gordon told Tom about the quickie he got today. The next day Tom entered the pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Tom:" I don't know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Tom fucked her when they finished she told him "you have Normal size, How many packs do you want? " "Thanks, I don't need anything, I just came for measuring" replied Tom
Great clip I'm getting a lay
Where To Buy Condoms Version 2
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 22. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. The senior pharmacist asked his daughter to help me. Dee was a mature women her red hair and her huge breast circulate the blood in my face. I know she could see that I am virgin and that's my first time. Dee asked me about the size and I mumbled Normal, so she handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, not really."
So Dee unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she grabbed me behind the curtain, she undressed and I have got the best erection, and Dee likes it Dee whispered "Hurry wear the condom and give me good time" So I pumped her till I explode.
She pushed me and yelled at me. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "sure did!", and held up my thumb to show her.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
Anything you can do, I can do better!!!
Nag, Nag, Nag and Punch
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me.
"Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
credit to http://gotaf.socialtwist.com/redirect?l=fv2o
Anything you can do, I can do better!!!
Nag, Nag, Nag and Punch
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me.
"Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
credit to http://gotaf.socialtwist.com/redirect?l=fv2o
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Connect Six
Q. Six gays were lined up one after the other
Each pushed his cock into the asshole in front of him
Who enjoyed the most ?
A. The Second Fag?
Q. Why?
A. He got a full Ass? his cock drilled the well? and finally he gave a Hand Job to the first Guy!!!
Each pushed his cock into the asshole in front of him
Who enjoyed the most ?
A. The Second Fag?
Q. Why?
A. He got a full Ass? his cock drilled the well? and finally he gave a Hand Job to the first Guy!!!
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