That old joke got finally a great clip just imagine how a blond chic entering your bar asking for Semen Cocktail and the bar tender give her an apple.
Sorry couldn't find a blonde......
Source
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
The Bet
Gordon and Bobby made a bet, Gordon declare "My dick is longer then your pussycat's tail"
Okay Bobby measure the tail and found it is 14 inch, but Gordon's dong was found to be only ten inches!?.
Gordon shook his head and say "you should use the same rules, you measure the cat's tail from the asshole, so you should measure mine"
Gordon's Dong asshole to front was 16 inches. Please impress your girlfriends with this ask them to measure your dick.
Source
Okay Bobby measure the tail and found it is 14 inch, but Gordon's dong was found to be only ten inches!?.
Gordon shook his head and say "you should use the same rules, you measure the cat's tail from the asshole, so you should measure mine"
Gordon's Dong asshole to front was 16 inches. Please impress your girlfriends with this ask them to measure your dick.
Source
Monday, January 13, 2014
The Nude Camp - Part Four
My friend Gordon just returned from Brazil and sent me some great pictures. I asked him how come he missed the nude camps of Tambaba.
And why all of this chicks never visit the nude camp. May be they dislike boiling their huge water bags. What makes you horny sunburned pussy or a nice white triangle wet and juicy.
An Idiot visit Brasil
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Berlusconi's Jokes
Rome vs Ottoman
My friend Gordon heard that episode three years ago at a very famous Turkish Hamam. The former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and the Turkish PM Erdoğan
were arguing some historical facts. Berlusconi mentions that the ancient Rome Empire conquered half of the ancient world including Constantinople (Istanbul today). PM
Erdoğan told him about the Ottoman Empire which was ruling huge lands in Southern and Central Europe and the Middle East, for almost 450 years. PM Erdoğan remind him also the the Turkish people are belonging to the Hittites which became an Empire almost 18 hundred years before the Rome Empire. Now PM Berlusconi challenged the game which of them owned a king size dick. The Turkish PM then refuse reveal his tail, so he snaps "we invented Sex" PM Berlusconi gave him his punchline "I agree that your people invented Sex, but we were the first to screw females"
p.s. Midnight Express - link
Pussy Whipped
Why Berlusconi became a pussy's whipped? cause one day he returned home
After playing on the playground at school, little Silvio came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.
Confused, little Silvio then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" Tony felt that it is time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a woman's legs. Little Silvio then proceeds, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle." Source
My friend Gordon heard that episode three years ago at a very famous Turkish Hamam. The former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and the Turkish PM Erdoğan
were arguing some historical facts. Berlusconi mentions that the ancient Rome Empire conquered half of the ancient world including Constantinople (Istanbul today). PM
Erdoğan told him about the Ottoman Empire which was ruling huge lands in Southern and Central Europe and the Middle East, for almost 450 years. PM Erdoğan remind him also the the Turkish people are belonging to the Hittites which became an Empire almost 18 hundred years before the Rome Empire. Now PM Berlusconi challenged the game which of them owned a king size dick. The Turkish PM then refuse reveal his tail, so he snaps "we invented Sex" PM Berlusconi gave him his punchline "I agree that your people invented Sex, but we were the first to screw females"
p.s. Midnight Express - link
Pussy Whipped
Why Berlusconi became a pussy's whipped? cause one day he returned home
After playing on the playground at school, little Silvio came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.
Confused, little Silvio then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" Tony felt that it is time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a woman's legs. Little Silvio then proceeds, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle." Source
Friday, May 31, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Flexible Naked Girls
As you know my friend Gordon share with me this great link - Flexible Girls.
How much would you like paying for driving a Ferrari at a racing lane for an hour?
and how much would you like to pay for making love with a gorgeous girl like these practicing some of the Kama Sutra drills? okay lets check the options. If you have a penis I recommend you hire a Ferrari and have fun, but if you have a dork, ask for one or two of these exclusive flexible girls and have fun too.
And if you have enough dough and a bold dork you shall have fun either the wheels and the Kama Sutra.
How much would you like paying for driving a Ferrari at a racing lane for an hour?
and how much would you like to pay for making love with a gorgeous girl like these practicing some of the Kama Sutra drills? okay lets check the options. If you have a penis I recommend you hire a Ferrari and have fun, but if you have a dork, ask for one or two of these exclusive flexible girls and have fun too.
And if you have enough dough and a bold dork you shall have fun either the wheels and the Kama Sutra.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
The Chinese Secret
How many times a day can you screw your partner? some of you may use Cialis. some may drink love portions and some may use the old Chinese secret.
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