Plumber Butt

Gordon and me used to insert small nuts to our friends working hard around the ship. Our victims never pay attention even to dozen nuts. So as a memory to the old days I collected some plumbers at work with a terrific slot, but we use to call it Schlitz. Schlitz means also cunt in slang.

Let me hear your comments about the terminology Plumber Butt in your language. 

Shooting A Plumber

What Will Help Your Anal Sex

Some use butter like Marlon Brando in the Last Tango In Paris. Now I see how the word butt developed.......from the source butter LOL.

Some use Vaseline, but Gordon sent me a great clip which is an advertisement for Margarine.
    

Now your kid's are watching the commercial and asking you about? what  are you gonna tell them.? 

Miss Bumbum 2012

I love those perfect Bumbum they remind me nice and juicy melons.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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More Great Bum-Bums There’s BUM-thing familiar about these peachy rears The Sun

Peep Show 4 Free

My friend Gordon sent me some pictures and I feel I must share them with you. 
Damn she's married. Check out the ring... on her left hand!

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 Having sex with a Ghost (Goat)

Gemischte Sauna                                 

Naked adults in a public sauna should they allow kids in?

 Plenty of great pictures taken in Nude Camps - Link

The Last Kiss

   My Grandma used to say "Radieschen muss Weinen" (radish should cry). I love to zip my beers with nice slices of radish, some times that convert my stomach to a compressor and I can't stop trumping. Some of us must walk away from these kinds of food like radish, chickpeas, beans and cauliflower.
  So our story starts last night in a pickup bar, where Gordon and Glenda decided to stay at Glenda's place. They were screwing all night now watch the end. 

What the hell she has to say after he left?
p.s I can't stop laughing for minutes, it's one of the best VJokes.

Play Your Ding A Ling

Gordon sent me these gorgeous teachers, you may choose each time one of them and have a nice ride.

Here are mother and daughter at the nude camping you may have a two generation ride. you must try it at least once.

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My Ding A Ling Lyrics 

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Everytime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

There Was An Old Lady She Swallow.....

Andy sent me that great clip. Four old ladies celebrate Michelle 80 years birthday. Brigitte calls a Chippendale for their amusement.      

There Was An Old Lady

There was an old Lady who booze a glass wine,
I don't know why she swallowed the wine,

There was an old Lady who swallowed a dick,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

There was an old Lady who sniffed some powder,
She sniffed till she feels ready to swallow, the dork,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the dork so she can fly to the moon,
I don't know why she sniffed the junk,
Perhaps she'll die.