Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Oral Sex

Hussein complains to his Imam: "Noor my wife demands oral sex, but I disgusted smelling her bush"
The Imam:"Hussein my son, oral sex will be very good for your teeth. just put some teeth paste on her bush, open your mouth wide and rotate your face several times, finally you are coming"
The next day the Imam met Hussein on the street. Hussein was pulling curled hairs from his teeth.
The Imam:"Good job my friend"
Hussein:"That's remind me, why I hate eating hot corn" tfu, tfu,

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The Nude Camp - Part 8

  Some people enjoy revealing their naked body at downtown New York. Most of them are women because its more complicated to hide a pack of balls and a schwanz then a per of nice boobs.
Some of the actors will get laid after the show is finished. that's a nude camp not far away of home.
 

 




Monday, January 16, 2017

Survey - Which Kind of Tits Make You Hot

Cause everyone is attracted by a nice pair of boobs. so many women undergo breast augmentation surgery. but very few women pay attention to change their nipples and their areolae. so which kind of tits make you realy hot.
Big boobs vs small tits?
Long nipples vs normal nipples?
Go to Survey - Link
                                          Source
Big areolae vs normal areolae? normal areolae are about 1.5 in (40 mm) in diameter while huge are about 4 in (100 mm).
source
   

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Great Hand Job

   I wish her a great sweetheart so these couple will make love twice a day working out all the positions according the Kama Sutra. No doubt she will replace lovers.
Imagine a hand job on the post eh? and what about a blowjob? but I suggest a two feet foot job eh?

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Great Sucking Machines

Hey just imagine how fast these butts can sucks your stuff? eh.




Saturday, December 6, 2014

Sex in Africa

Poor women use to travel to Thailand to have sex with young males, but no more. today they are heading to Kenya, Morocco and Tanzania.

Sextourismus in Afrika ★ Ältere Frauen und ihre jungen Lover - Link

Paradies Liebe - Link

The Beach Boys

Monday, November 3, 2014

Rule Of Thumb

  Check your boyfriend's penis and be sure that his size is per that rule of thumb.
This rule my uncle Thomas use as a joke or as a compliment, especially if he need to bribe a short man.








- "But shorty have always a long one"
Source 

Angela Merkel the Chancellor of Germany like very much that witz and she trap most of the politician she met.
But here she tell it also to Ms Hillary Clinton and make her laughing.



"Tall men always have a short penis, but on the other hand shorty have a long dick" - LOL