Find the Dickhead

    Find a Dickhead in the coffee beans!!! If you find him between six seconds and one minute, you may continue drinking coffee normally. If you have not found him after two minutes, the advice is stop boozing!!!

The Horny Donkey

    Little Johnny was playing at the ranch with his dog. Suddenly he heard the donkey braying, so Johnny noticed something new the donkey had grown a fifth leg. Little Johnny ran into the shed grabbed out his Dad and asked him about this phenomenon. 

    Dad told him "it looks like our donkey suffers of a donkeys flu, we will call the vet tomorrow" 

The next day once again Johnny noticed the fifth leg phenomenon he called Mom and told her "our donkey looks very ill". Mother came out of the kitchen watched carefully the donkey and finally asked "How do you know this Johnny?" Johnny replied "Dad told me that the donkey have a donkeys flu"  Mom laughed and told Johnny "the donkey is Okay, I wish Dad will have that kind of donkeys flu"

Here you see the fifth leg
Don't worry that's a piece of Photoshop job.

     

What a sexy family

   My friend Pedro sent me that clip, believe it or not, many families will be very helpful on call.
The story began as Pedro went shopping the condoms at the local pharmacy. The pharmacist asked him how many do you like? "one" replied Pedro, but after a minute he said "two, maybe I will screw her Mom too" As Pedro arrived to his girlfriends Lola's home he met the pharmacist which was of course Lola's Dad. And here our story begins.


Lola call for help


 

Size or Performance

   Learn all the simple facts about sex, make it simple. First read the post Sex Dictionary which will give you all the realistic truth about sizes and performance. If you have any questions do not hesitate to ask me. but before scan all my hilarious tales and learn from my rich experience, and my best friend Gordon.

Lesson No 1

Sex Lessons For Women

Teenagers Sex Education

Lesson No 2 - Cock Rings

Ladies Can Now Pee like Men

   Today I got an email about a new product which enable women to pee the way men do. So buy yourself some GoGirl containers and don't worry about your natural needs.
GoGirl Device



Another Cardboard Peeing Device



Ladies Can't Pee like Men - Hilarious Clip

How Old Are You?

   Mark was a self made man. He established his business, ten years ago with his bare hands.  Three years ago, all at the sudden his business collapsed, the loan sharks pushed him to the corner and he lost his house, his wife Ann divorced and very soon he became a homeless.
   Mark became desperate, and after three months on the streets he decided to get suicide. At midnight he went to the bridge climbed up the rail, closed his eyes, raised his foot and prayed "God forgive me", he heard someone calling with a shrilled voice "Don't do this come to me". Mark opened his eyes and saw an old woman wearing rags and he got scarred. The old odd woman said to him "Come to me my son, please don't do it". So Mark asked her "who are you?". "I am the good Fairy, and I came to save your life, here is my bottle imp which will return your fortune back" replied the old woman. Mark went down and came closer to the woman. She was the ugliest creature he ever seen, she was stinking like rotten fishes, but her speech pleased him. The old Fairy continued "Just imagine all your money, factories, house and your wife and kids will return after you will open that bottle". The old Fairy proceeded "but in one condition, you must make love with me twice".
   Mark was so desperate and he agree to make love with the old witch. She grabbed him to her place, and after he finished screwing her the second time he asked her to give him the bottle  imp. He opened the cork and nothing happened. "Dear Fairy whats wrong here" Mark said "what happened to your power, and your promise?" the old woman starts laughing "how old are you man?" "I am 42 years old" Mark cried in frustration. "and my big boy, you still believe Fairy Tales?"
   

Ball's Scrubbing

     When Johnny comes marching home from the first Gulf war, The Governor of Missouri fixed him a job at Boeing St Louis MO. The chief Manager of the personal department interviewed Johnny, and after looking into his files, he assigned him to the final assembly Department. at building 11, you shall start at 10 a.m. each day. So Johnny asked "why at 10 a.m.?,  when do all the staff starting?".

    The Manager replied "all the company starts at 8 a.m., but they all scrubbing their balls from 8 a.m till 10 a.m" Johnny looked embarrassed, but asked him "so why shall I start at 10 a.m.?"   

The Manager explained him "according to my files you lost your balls at the Gulf war, last year, so you have nothing to do till 10 a.m."

    Johnny worked for several years and after ten years Johnny was called to the personal Manager's office "Hey Johnny how do you do with us so far?" Johnny "no complains" "Okay, Johnny from tomorrow you will start each day at 8 a.m."

Why ? asked Johnny, from tomorrow you are assigned to scrub Tommy's Balls , cause Tommy lost his hands at Afghanistan, and will start working in your department."

Gabe scratching his balls

I found that poem at the WC, NYC

Some people sit and think!
Some people make shit and stink!
But I sit, and scrub my balls,
And read the Bullshits on the walls.