Monday, September 22, 2014

Gamblers Advice

   My friend Gordon is spending each year a great vacation in one of Las Vegas Hotels. He works hard all year around, making many overtime hours and earns about ten grands which are dedicated for gambling. Last year he lost all his dough by hustlers including his credit cards and the last one hundred bucks note he kept for the transportation. 
   He went out to the front of the Hotel and asked a cab driver to help him. He told him shortly how a whore robbed all his money and promised him a double fee by the mail.
The cabbie said “get lost” Gordon have no choice rather to walk to the airport and finally arrived home.

   The next year Gordon returned to Vegas and this time he was very lucky. he makes about 25 grands and quit before changing his winning luck. When he checked out looking for a cab he noticed that about dozen cabs were waiting for passengers. 








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he recognized the rude driver from the precious year, waiting at the end. Gordon asked the first cab driver “How much for a ride to the airport fix price,” he asked?
“Twenty bucks,” came the reply.
“And I am always horny with cab drivers, how much for giving  me a blowjob?” Gordon smiled and winked.
“Faggot get lost!!”

Gordon tried this with all the cabbies and all were giving him hell. finally he entered the last cab and told the driver: "last year I was broke and you refused helping me, this year I was lucky so I''ll tipping you here are 30 bucks take me to my plane."
As they pass the cabs in the lane, all the cabbies  call "Jeff you are a faggot" and show the middle finger-up sign to him.










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I traveled to London last month and I searched for a casino where I can spend a pleasant evening with my wife (she loves playing the roulette) -  Gordon sent me a great link. I checked this android app: CasinoTrip.
it is a cool app that helped me locate and find the nearest casino and how to get there - it even helped me navigate my way through the streets of London.
from their website  I can see they have information from all over the world. Neat site and a great app - I totally recommend it to anyone who travels and likes to visit a casino.


Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Six

Believe it or not but I heard about two or three places which offer you naked winter outdoor sports. I'm not sure how long will take you to operate your dick, after staying 10 minutes in the naked position. but I'm sure the girls will love warming up with you. But how will you be able to read the body language?






p.s Source of pictures were send to me by e-mail

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Five

If you believes that once upon a time apes were the origin of human beings just watch and let me know in how many billion years these apes will deliver a new tribe of aliens.


Here is another prototype of an ape which learn to dance Break Dance.  

A Group of Bonobos - Nonstop pumping
 

Thursday, February 27, 2014

A Guy Walks Into A Bar Asking For Pussy Cocktail

That old joke got finally a great clip just imagine how a blond chic entering your bar asking for Semen Cocktail and the bar tender give her an apple.

A Guy Walks Into A Bar (Ep. 27) - Magic Apples


Sorry couldn't find a blonde......













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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Bet

Gordon and Bobby made a bet, Gordon declare "My dick is longer then your pussycat's tail"
Okay Bobby measure the tail and found it is 14 inch, but Gordon's dong was found to be only ten inches!?.
Gordon shook his head and say "you should use the same rules, you measure the cat's tail from the asshole, so you should measure mine"
Gordon's Dong asshole to front was 16 inches. Please impress your girlfriends with this ask them to measure your dick.
















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Monday, January 13, 2014

The Nude Camp - Part Four

My friend Gordon just returned from Brazil and sent me some great pictures. I asked him how come he missed the nude camps of Tambaba.



And why all of this chicks never visit the nude camp. May be they dislike boiling their huge water bags. What makes you horny sunburned pussy or a nice white triangle wet and juicy.

   













An Idiot visit Brasil

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Berlusconi's Jokes

Rome vs Ottoman 
My friend Gordon heard that episode three years ago at a very famous Turkish Hamam. The former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi and the Turkish PM Erdoğan 

were arguing some historical facts. Berlusconi mentions that the ancient Rome Empire conquered half of the ancient world including Constantinople (Istanbul today). PM
Erdoğan told him about the Ottoman Empire which was ruling huge lands in Southern and Central Europe and the Middle East, for almost 450 years. PM Erdoğan remind him also the the Turkish people are belonging to the Hittites which became an Empire almost 18 hundred years before the Rome Empire. Now PM Berlusconi challenged the game which of them owned a king size dick. The Turkish PM then refuse reveal his tail, so he snaps "we invented Sex" PM Berlusconi gave him his punchline "I agree that your people invented Sex, but we were the first to screw females"
p.s. Midnight Express - link

Pussy Whipped 
Why Berlusconi became a pussy's whipped? cause one day he returned home 
After playing on the playground at school, little Silvio came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Silvio then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?" Tony felt that it is time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a woman's legs. Little Silvio then proceeds, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle." Source