Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Free Sex In The Pharmacy

Where To Buy Condoms Version 1
Gordon went to a pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?" 
Gordon:" I do not know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Gordon fucked her when they finished she told him "you have extra large, How many packs you require? " "Give me a dozen" replied Gordon
    Gordon told Tom about the quickie he got today. The next day Tom entered the pharmacy and asked to buy condoms.
Pharmacist: "What size do you want?"
Tom:" I don't know"
Pharmacist: "Come into the back room"
Entering into the room she pulled up her dress and Tom fucked her when they finished she told him "you have Normal size, How many packs do you want? " "Thanks, I don't need anything, I just came for measuring" replied Tom

Great clip I'm getting a lay
 


Where To Buy Condoms Version 2
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 22. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. The senior pharmacist asked his daughter to help me. Dee was a mature women her red hair and her huge breast circulate the blood in my face. I know she could see that I am virgin and that's my first time. Dee asked me about the size and I mumbled Normal, so she handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, not really."

So Dee unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she grabbed me behind the curtain, she undressed and I have got the best erection, and Dee likes it  Dee whispered "Hurry wear the condom and give me good time" So I pumped her till I explode.
She pushed me and yelled at me. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "sure did!", and held up my thumb to show her.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus 


Anything you can do, I can do better!!!



 Nag, Nag, Nag and Punch    
   A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me.
   "Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

credit to http://gotaf.socialtwist.com/redirect?l=fv2o