Find the Dickhead

    Find a Dickhead in the coffee beans!!! If you find him between six seconds and one minute, you may continue drinking coffee normally. If you have not found him after two minutes, the advice is stop boozing!!!

The Horny Donkey

    Little Johnny was playing at the ranch with his dog. Suddenly he heard the donkey braying, so Johnny noticed something new the donkey had grown a fifth leg. Little Johnny ran into the shed grabbed out his Dad and asked him about this phenomenon. 

    Dad told him "it looks like our donkey suffers of a donkeys flu, we will call the vet tomorrow" 

The next day once again Johnny noticed the fifth leg phenomenon he called Mom and told her "our donkey looks very ill". Mother came out of the kitchen watched carefully the donkey and finally asked "How do you know this Johnny?" Johnny replied "Dad told me that the donkey have a donkeys flu"  Mom laughed and told Johnny "the donkey is Okay, I wish Dad will have that kind of donkeys flu"

Here you see the fifth leg
Don't worry that's a piece of Photoshop job.